onsdag 18 februari 2015

Pink unicorns have chosen me as their prophet.

This is very exciting! I was visited by pink unicorns and they told me the about the creation of the universe among other things. Most importantly, they told me of the Book of Pink, which predated all currently known religious texts and was the only infallible source of knowledge until it was destroyed by group of zealots believing in a man called Zeebus, who tricked them into thinking he could walk on water. The unicorns assured me that they had committed the Book of Pink to memory and that they would reveal its contents over time.

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